Tabhair póg dom, táim Éireannach!

Kiss Me, I'm Irish! Or better yet, kiss that nice Irish boy, O'bama!

Donate any amount with and extra .17 attached to show your love for Barach O'bama. After the week our great candidate has had, your love will feel all the sweeter. Another top fundraising month will turn his opponents green with envy.

So please, give if you can.

If you can't, its doesn't cost a thing to write the NYTimes to force a retraction of Bill Kristol's shoddy "journalism."

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh!

(For more phrases to impress your green beer filled friends, enjoy this.)

And remember, its always Greener when the country is Blue!

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.